Membuat Pesan Pada Awal Startup Windows XP
Buat atau tambahkan tulisan berikut pada file autoexec.bat:
Echo off
Cls
Echo Komputer ini milik RaR Team
Echo.
Echo Jadi jangan sekali-sekali di ubah ya ya...
Echo.
For %%C in(A B C D E F G H I J K L) do Dir C:\Windows >Null
Echo.
Echo Kalau Mengubah Ubah, RaR Administrator..!!!
Maka tiap kali komputer anda di-boot, akan muncul pesan tersebut. Tulisan yang diawali dengan Echo bisa anda ganti dengan pesan dari anda. Jadi kamu bisa ngerjain teman yang masih awam dalam komputer dengan tulisan-tulisan aneh, seperti "Komputer Anda Terserang Virus" Pasti friend anda bingung.
Showing posts with label Horoscope. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horoscope. Show all posts
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Kumpulan Kode Jahilin Orang
Silahkan isenk di komputermu sendiri, lalu isengin tuh di komputerx orang lain, yakin kena dooorrrr.... :) hehehehehehe
neh code isengnya :
1) memberi pesan dan shutdown komputer.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT
Quote:
2) Menyalakan tombol Caps lock secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
3) Buka/tutup CD drive secara terus menerus.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
4) Tekan Enter secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
5) Mengetik pesan kita secara otomatis di notepad.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
6) Menjalankan BACKSPACE secara simultan.
7) Hack keyboard sehingga korban dipaksa mengetik "You are a gay" secara simultan.
9) Munculin 5 pilihan yang harus korban pilih.
neh code isengnya :
1) memberi pesan dan shutdown komputer.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT
Quote:
@echo off
msg * Aku tidak suka kamu
shutdown -c "Error! Kamu jelek sekali" -s
2) Menyalakan tombol Caps lock secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
3) Buka/tutup CD drive secara terus menerus.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
5) Mengetik pesan kita secara otomatis di notepad.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
6) Menjalankan BACKSPACE secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
7) Hack keyboard sehingga korban dipaksa mengetik "You are a gay" secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "You are a gay"
loop
8) Buka Notepad secara terus menerus.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT
Quote:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
9) Munculin 5 pilihan yang harus korban pilih.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT
Quote:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:\
:menu
cls
echo oops gw gak tanggung jawab lho apa yang barusan lu lakuin hehhe,,semuanya dh jadi tanggung jawab lu sendiri...
pause
echo pilih nama cwe yang lu suka =P :
echo 1. datanya bakal ilang lho.
echo 2. komputer nya corrupt lho
echo 3. heheh no comment deh klo yang ini
echo 4. mau mati pake jalan ini?
echo 5. bye bye...
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 goto one
if %input%==2 goto two
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
If the woman likened to fish,
fish category whether that be your favorite?
SALMON
The shape is sleek, beautiful, pink flesh and delicious food. But
unfortunately expensive, because it was imported.
THIS WOMAN ..... CAREER
FISH BROOM-BROOM
These types of cheap and always stuck to dikaca aquarium. If it sticks,
loss really hard.
SMU ...... THIS GIRL
Catfish
If that is the price is cheap and can be eaten anytime. But
caution, there patilnya and should be carefully
THIS GIRL CALLS ...
....
FISH ARWANA
If that is happily back and forth diakuarium show
pride and arrogance because tau beautiful body, weak pace
graceful and mischievous eyes fishing wherever he saw it in style .....
So definitely very expensive if you want to have it, and not necessarily
who have a love ....
THIS GIRL AND ARTISTS mannequin soap opera ........
Goldfish
Well, it's also quite expensive types of fish, beautiful shape, color, and
lenggak-lenggoknya. Unfortunately only be admired, not edible,
because fish decoration .....
BINI THESE PEOPLE .......
Anchovy
It was salty, cheap, shape and taste so-begituuu ... only. Always
longer good to eat if there is no vegetable or side dish that does not exist
Other ....
BINI OWN THIS ....
SALMON
The shape is sleek, beautiful, pink flesh and delicious food. But
unfortunately expensive, because it was imported.
THIS WOMAN ..... CAREER
FISH BROOM-BROOM
These types of cheap and always stuck to dikaca aquarium. If it sticks,
loss really hard.
SMU ...... THIS GIRL
Catfish
If that is the price is cheap and can be eaten anytime. But
caution, there patilnya and should be carefully
THIS GIRL CALLS ...
....
FISH ARWANA
If that is happily back and forth diakuarium show
pride and arrogance because tau beautiful body, weak pace
graceful and mischievous eyes fishing wherever he saw it in style .....
So definitely very expensive if you want to have it, and not necessarily
who have a love ....
THIS GIRL AND ARTISTS mannequin soap opera ........
Goldfish
Well, it's also quite expensive types of fish, beautiful shape, color, and
lenggak-lenggoknya. Unfortunately only be admired, not edible,
because fish decoration .....
BINI THESE PEOPLE .......
Anchovy
It was salty, cheap, shape and taste so-begituuu ... only. Always
longer good to eat if there is no vegetable or side dish that does not exist
Other ....
BINI OWN THIS ....
According to Javanese horoscope, character or disposition of women
Date 1.
Strong character, his will be difficult deflected. Generally
very loyal to her partner, always keep their promises
and loved him with all my heart to death. Side
downside is easy to despair, quitter,
and difficult to forget the failures that
experienced.
Date 2.
Jaunty and not so boring
This woman always has a lot of friends.
If he married usually have many children.
Date 3.
Strong-willed, like mad but only briefly and
not vindictive. He will not reply
even hurt other people because of their
forgiving. In addition, the type of woman she is faithful.
Date 4.
Quiet but a lot of sense. His brain contains and power
remember high, so most women
who was born on 4 akamedis achieve a
high.
Date 5.
Generally talkative and like to gossip. Irritability and
usually when angry hands go 'talk'. If
This will make the married women's family
rich and he was not stingy, like donate
property.
Date 6.
Character forgetful and careless, because it is not surprising
if you often get angry or rebuke. But
he was a diligent and industrious woman and never
complain.
Date 7.
Quiet and speak only as needed. He also type
even if their partner is not faithful
notice.
The downside is lazy.
Date 8.
Always think long before deciding or
do something. Very
obedient to the teachings of religion. Faithful
to their husbands but not care to in-laws.
Date 9.
Be very hard so hard advised and always
obey his will alone.
He was also irritable, easily offended, but easy
well forget it.
Date 10.
Knowledgeable and always consider both the bad
of doing things. He does not like to talk about
ugliness of others. Have the nature
forgetful, although still young age.
Date 11.
Upholding polite and always respect
older people.
Full consideration in doing something and not
love quarrel. This woman is not easy
offended; if there are people who criticize him, he
actually very grateful.
Date 12.
Quiet but easily angered. Likes to talk about
goodness and virtue, but the way he spoke
frequently used words so sharp
many people become offended.
Date 13.
Liar and tell me lies. It is also stubborn, because
It will be difficult for the advised. But she was a woman
the diligent work and frugal. Unfortunately he was too stingy.
Date 14.
Articulate that attract people's attention so that
many friends. Her own heart is also good, not
arrogant, do not like prejudiced and always talk
and think things are fine.
Date 15.
Good at solving problems with which his mind
broad-minded. He is also tenacious and not easily broken
asa. If abused, these women prefer
forgive rather than revenge.
Date 16.
Sociable and friendly, so many friends. In the mix
loves to talk about other people. In addition he
easy to forget and likes to laze.
Date 17.
It is patient, love peace, and love to forgive
mistakes of others made him loved family
and his friends. Women are also full
consideration before doing something so as not to
regret in the future.
Date 18.
Luxurious lifestyle. Like going to branded goods
and expensive. Very diligent work and perseverance, dear love
lie.
Date 19.
Women are always trying hard to get
what he wanted.
But if the end is not reached, he could accept
with resignation. He also easily offended.
Date 20.
Lack of confidence makes it easy instigated
so often do something outside
consciousness. He also easy to despair and
forgetful.
Date 21.
Clever assess the character of others, but then
use it as material for interesting gossip
the attention of his friends. This woman has
establishment of a strong so it is not easily influenced.
Date 22.
Like reading and asked him rich
knowledge. Tends to be quiet and
secretly judge the character of the people around him.
He just wants to talk about things that really
known or understood.
Date 23.
Like a joke so that others often confused when
he was serious and when not to. However he also
irritable if offended though rarely. He also
type of woman who faithfully.
Date 24.
Good at managing money and likes to give advice
to friends or family members who do
error. He diligently worked and did not like gossip.
Date 25.
Thinking positive, logical and liberal-minded.
Women are like things that are practical and not
like things that smell superstition. He likes to help
people who need them.
Negative nature difficult to forgive the faults of others
and also himself.
Date 26.
These women are active workers. He's not quiet,
what is usually done, he worked with
spirit.
Unfortunately he was a little careless and often reckless in
decision.
Date 27.
Good at distinguishing good and bad, so he became
rarely made a wrong decision. He became
place to seek advice for their friends and
relatives. He is also good at assessing the nature of other people
Date 28.
Very talented in using the money for
business. Intelligence to support his talent speak
them. But he was less steadfast in
severely tested.
Date 29.
Slightly Bored and less loyal to her husband. But
always loved by her children and managed to
educate them. This woman is always brave face
trials and clever
solve the problem.
Date 30.
Many rejekinya although not a hard worker. Like
rejekinya distributed to people who
need it. But he does not like being lied to.
31.
Have exceptional artistic talents and general
became famous after developing
such talent. Easily bored and always looking for
something else from yanglain. Somewhat picky
friends, but so are friends usually lasting until
old.
Strong character, his will be difficult deflected. Generally
very loyal to her partner, always keep their promises
and loved him with all my heart to death. Side
downside is easy to despair, quitter,
and difficult to forget the failures that
experienced.
Date 2.
Jaunty and not so boring
This woman always has a lot of friends.
If he married usually have many children.
Date 3.
Strong-willed, like mad but only briefly and
not vindictive. He will not reply
even hurt other people because of their
forgiving. In addition, the type of woman she is faithful.
Date 4.
Quiet but a lot of sense. His brain contains and power
remember high, so most women
who was born on 4 akamedis achieve a
high.
Date 5.
Generally talkative and like to gossip. Irritability and
usually when angry hands go 'talk'. If
This will make the married women's family
rich and he was not stingy, like donate
property.
Date 6.
Character forgetful and careless, because it is not surprising
if you often get angry or rebuke. But
he was a diligent and industrious woman and never
complain.
Date 7.
Quiet and speak only as needed. He also type
even if their partner is not faithful
notice.
The downside is lazy.
Date 8.
Always think long before deciding or
do something. Very
obedient to the teachings of religion. Faithful
to their husbands but not care to in-laws.
Date 9.
Be very hard so hard advised and always
obey his will alone.
He was also irritable, easily offended, but easy
well forget it.
Date 10.
Knowledgeable and always consider both the bad
of doing things. He does not like to talk about
ugliness of others. Have the nature
forgetful, although still young age.
Date 11.
Upholding polite and always respect
older people.
Full consideration in doing something and not
love quarrel. This woman is not easy
offended; if there are people who criticize him, he
actually very grateful.
Date 12.
Quiet but easily angered. Likes to talk about
goodness and virtue, but the way he spoke
frequently used words so sharp
many people become offended.
Date 13.
Liar and tell me lies. It is also stubborn, because
It will be difficult for the advised. But she was a woman
the diligent work and frugal. Unfortunately he was too stingy.
Date 14.
Articulate that attract people's attention so that
many friends. Her own heart is also good, not
arrogant, do not like prejudiced and always talk
and think things are fine.
Date 15.
Good at solving problems with which his mind
broad-minded. He is also tenacious and not easily broken
asa. If abused, these women prefer
forgive rather than revenge.
Date 16.
Sociable and friendly, so many friends. In the mix
loves to talk about other people. In addition he
easy to forget and likes to laze.
Date 17.
It is patient, love peace, and love to forgive
mistakes of others made him loved family
and his friends. Women are also full
consideration before doing something so as not to
regret in the future.
Date 18.
Luxurious lifestyle. Like going to branded goods
and expensive. Very diligent work and perseverance, dear love
lie.
Date 19.
Women are always trying hard to get
what he wanted.
But if the end is not reached, he could accept
with resignation. He also easily offended.
Date 20.
Lack of confidence makes it easy instigated
so often do something outside
consciousness. He also easy to despair and
forgetful.
Date 21.
Clever assess the character of others, but then
use it as material for interesting gossip
the attention of his friends. This woman has
establishment of a strong so it is not easily influenced.
Date 22.
Like reading and asked him rich
knowledge. Tends to be quiet and
secretly judge the character of the people around him.
He just wants to talk about things that really
known or understood.
Date 23.
Like a joke so that others often confused when
he was serious and when not to. However he also
irritable if offended though rarely. He also
type of woman who faithfully.
Date 24.
Good at managing money and likes to give advice
to friends or family members who do
error. He diligently worked and did not like gossip.
Date 25.
Thinking positive, logical and liberal-minded.
Women are like things that are practical and not
like things that smell superstition. He likes to help
people who need them.
Negative nature difficult to forgive the faults of others
and also himself.
Date 26.
These women are active workers. He's not quiet,
what is usually done, he worked with
spirit.
Unfortunately he was a little careless and often reckless in
decision.
Date 27.
Good at distinguishing good and bad, so he became
rarely made a wrong decision. He became
place to seek advice for their friends and
relatives. He is also good at assessing the nature of other people
Date 28.
Very talented in using the money for
business. Intelligence to support his talent speak
them. But he was less steadfast in
severely tested.
Date 29.
Slightly Bored and less loyal to her husband. But
always loved by her children and managed to
educate them. This woman is always brave face
trials and clever
solve the problem.
Date 30.
Many rejekinya although not a hard worker. Like
rejekinya distributed to people who
need it. But he does not like being lied to.
31.
Have exceptional artistic talents and general
became famous after developing
such talent. Easily bored and always looking for
something else from yanglain. Somewhat picky
friends, but so are friends usually lasting until
old.
Horoscope
In choosing a wife would, Malay society long ago outlined some of the philosophy to know the woman's inner qualities based on the incidence of body weight. This is a book of knowledge is based on Java Primbon where knowledge was passed down orally from teacher to student. All these notes is to increase knowledge solely.
1. Rice Sweepstakes
Yellow skin, soft hair to the tip, large breasts, there is a mole on the ear.
He was quick tempered, spendthrift and love to fight with her husband.
2. Star oversleep
Black sweet, thick wavy hair, sweet face, eyes dim as sleepy.
He was pleased with and intimate with her husband.
3. Durgasari
Oval face slightly reddish color, long neck.
Like treasonous, not good in the household and like to lie.
4. Silasari
Yellow skin, hair keperangan gently until the tip, small breasts, a mole on the ear lobe.
Like increased blood and spender
5. Green chips
Dark skin, black hair soft, long face, body robust, small and dry feet, long nails and small.
He's good, cheap sustenance, magic power, but rather sulk and go home to his parents' house.
6. Falling Sun
Yellow skin, veins appear green, manicured eyebrows, eyes dim, sweet face.
Patience, said to be careful, urbane, can receive dimadu, loyal, meticulous in work, cheap sustenance.
7. Puspa Blooms
Body shape like a man, bones rather prominent, as if to see if the standing leg, calf segment length.
He can serve the will of her husband.
8. Grumpy caterpillar
Skin yellow, hard and straight hair, red hair tip.
He often refused the will of her husband.
9. Gandasari
Yellow skin, black hair glistening, slightly short neck, body movement like a lazy, hanging breasts, inappropriate behavior, viewed sweet.
Did not show anger, said katannya gentle and clever in carrying kewajipan.
10. Sinar Kencana
Seat quiet, somewhat quiet, dark, soft hair, black and smooth, a big man.
This woman is good. Clever keep the liver.
11. Sirih Supine
Legs slightly crosswise, if on foot like kicking the ground.
Spendthrift and love to perform heinous acts
12. Bunga Lawang
Body small, yellowish white, walked like a hungry tiger, sentiasa want to go anywhere fast.
Clever keep secrets, good manners, importance of household and family happiness.
13. Sunset
Body small, reddish skin color, slightly bluish marks on the face, thick eyebrows.
Secret storage, spontaneous, inappropriate be suitable as a wife but a friend.
14. Maya Sari
Body thin, genjur hair and coarse, reddish face.
Not clever meminta2, accept whatever circumstances, obey the commandments of God.
15. Golden Key
Dark skin, big body, short legs.
He was very tired to the husband.
What about your spouse?
1. Rice Sweepstakes
Yellow skin, soft hair to the tip, large breasts, there is a mole on the ear.
He was quick tempered, spendthrift and love to fight with her husband.
2. Star oversleep
Black sweet, thick wavy hair, sweet face, eyes dim as sleepy.
He was pleased with and intimate with her husband.
3. Durgasari
Oval face slightly reddish color, long neck.
Like treasonous, not good in the household and like to lie.
4. Silasari
Yellow skin, hair keperangan gently until the tip, small breasts, a mole on the ear lobe.
Like increased blood and spender
5. Green chips
Dark skin, black hair soft, long face, body robust, small and dry feet, long nails and small.
He's good, cheap sustenance, magic power, but rather sulk and go home to his parents' house.
6. Falling Sun
Yellow skin, veins appear green, manicured eyebrows, eyes dim, sweet face.
Patience, said to be careful, urbane, can receive dimadu, loyal, meticulous in work, cheap sustenance.
7. Puspa Blooms
Body shape like a man, bones rather prominent, as if to see if the standing leg, calf segment length.
He can serve the will of her husband.
8. Grumpy caterpillar
Skin yellow, hard and straight hair, red hair tip.
He often refused the will of her husband.
9. Gandasari
Yellow skin, black hair glistening, slightly short neck, body movement like a lazy, hanging breasts, inappropriate behavior, viewed sweet.
Did not show anger, said katannya gentle and clever in carrying kewajipan.
10. Sinar Kencana
Seat quiet, somewhat quiet, dark, soft hair, black and smooth, a big man.
This woman is good. Clever keep the liver.
11. Sirih Supine
Legs slightly crosswise, if on foot like kicking the ground.
Spendthrift and love to perform heinous acts
12. Bunga Lawang
Body small, yellowish white, walked like a hungry tiger, sentiasa want to go anywhere fast.
Clever keep secrets, good manners, importance of household and family happiness.
13. Sunset
Body small, reddish skin color, slightly bluish marks on the face, thick eyebrows.
Secret storage, spontaneous, inappropriate be suitable as a wife but a friend.
14. Maya Sari
Body thin, genjur hair and coarse, reddish face.
Not clever meminta2, accept whatever circumstances, obey the commandments of God.
15. Golden Key
Dark skin, big body, short legs.
He was very tired to the husband.
What about your spouse?
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