Pesan di awal windows

Membuat Pesan Pada Awal Startup Windows XP

Buat atau tambahkan tulisan berikut pada file autoexec.bat:
Echo off
Cls
Echo Komputer ini milik RaR Team
Echo.

Echo Jadi jangan sekali-sekali di ubah ya ya...
Echo.
For %%C in(A B C D E F G H I J K L) do Dir C:\Windows >Null
Echo.
Echo Kalau Mengubah Ubah, RaR Administrator..!!!
Maka tiap kali komputer anda di-boot, akan muncul pesan tersebut. Tulisan yang diawali dengan Echo bisa anda ganti dengan pesan dari anda. Jadi kamu bisa ngerjain teman yang masih awam dalam komputer dengan tulisan-tulisan aneh, seperti "Komputer Anda Terserang Virus" Pasti friend anda bingung.

Kumpulan Kode Jahilin Orang

Silahkan isenk di komputermu sendiri, lalu isengin tuh di komputerx orang lain, yakin kena dooorrrr.... :) hehehehehehe

neh code isengnya :

1) memberi pesan dan shutdown komputer.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT
Quote:

@echo off

msg * Aku tidak suka kamu

shutdown -c "Error! Kamu jelek sekali" -s

2) Menyalakan tombol Caps lock secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"

loop

3) Buka/tutup CD drive secara terus menerus.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")

Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection

do

if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1

colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject

Next

End If

wscript.sleep 5000

loop

4) Tekan Enter secara simultan.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"

loop

5) Mengetik pesan kita secara otomatis di notepad.
Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS
Quote:

WScript.Sleep 180000

WScript.Sleep 10000

Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

WshShell.Run "notepad"

WScript.Sleep 100

WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "lo "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "w a"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "re "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "you"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "? "

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "I a"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "m g"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ood"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys " th"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "ank"

WScript.Sleep 500

WshShell.SendKeys "s! "

6) Menjalankan BACKSPACE secara simultan.

Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS

Quote:

MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"

loop

7) Hack keyboard sehingga korban dipaksa mengetik "You are a gay" secara simultan.

Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .VBS

Quote:

Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "You are a gay"

loop

8) Buka Notepad secara terus menerus.

Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT

Quote:

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe

GOTO top

9) Munculin 5 pilihan yang harus korban pilih.

Buka Notepad ketik script dibawah ini dan Save As menggunakan Extension .BAT

Quote:

@echo off

title The end of the world

cd C:\

:menu

cls

echo oops gw gak tanggung jawab lho apa yang barusan lu lakuin hehhe,,semuanya dh jadi tanggung jawab lu sendiri...

pause

echo pilih nama cwe yang lu suka =P :

echo 1. datanya bakal ilang lho.

echo 2. komputer nya corrupt lho

echo 3. heheh no comment deh klo yang ini

echo 4. mau mati pake jalan ini?

echo 5. bye bye...

set input=nothing

set /p input=Choice:

if %input%==1 goto one

if %input%==2 goto two

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I got a story from my friend, here's the story, "A boy told his mother that things were not going as he expected. It can be a poor grade on report cards, breaking up with her boyfriend, and her best friend moved out of town. At that time his mother was making cake and asked if his son wanted to taste it. And gladly son said, "Of course mom. I love your cake. "Then her mother's offer, try the taste of this butter.
Then the boy said. "Uuh, did not enjoy his mom."
Keep her mother said, "You do not want to try raw eggs?"
Then the boy said, "Ah, mama jokes deh!"
Keep her mother asked, "Want to try the same purpose flour baking soda does not?"
The boy said "Mom, already dieh ah. Do not be kidding."
Then her mother replied, "Yes, all it really looks bad when viewed one by one. But if mixed together through a process that is true, then the objects become very enaak cake.
It turned out that God works in the same way. Often we are asked Him, "Why yes he let us through difficult times and no fun?" But God knows if He let it all happen one by one in accordance with the design, everything will be perfect in time. We just need to believe this process is needed to improve our lives. So enjoy life while we still can enjoy
"God has made everything beautiful in its time"

Poor Rich is as Happy as

Subject to this rich, usually people always think that if they win the lottery then they will become rich and very happy. But is it true? The story begins in a Mexican beach, in a village of fishermen. On a day before lunch time an American tourist from watching the fishermen come home and reduce their fish catches. The fishermen then get ready to go home.

Then an American tourist was asked to one fisherman, "Oh Sir, if you do not mind, can I ask what you do?" Fishermen man replied, "Sir, I just got home from fishing, I am glad that catches today could to pay for our life. So I am now going to go home and eat lunch with my wife. After lunch I'll take a nap (Siesta) and in the afternoon will be playing with my children. Later in the evening after dinner, maybe I will go to the shop, playing guitar and relaxing drink with some friends. It's wonderful. "


American tourist and then said, "Sir, if no objection I would like to give a little advice. I am a professor teaching business courses at a renowned university in America, this time I was on vacation. I want to give suggestions to help you. What if you go to sea again after lunch? Then you can catch a fish whose numbers doubled from the usual. You can get more money. With this money in a few months you can hire employees and add a boat again, so the number of fish you catch become fourfold. " "In this way within a period of 5 or 6 years you can be a great skipper owner of a fleet of dozens of fishing boats. After that you can move your company's offices into a big city and expand your business into other business areas. As a director of a large company, you can take a big salary. Then register your company on the stock market and 'go public' to attract more capital. Then you buy back your stock so the price is getting up for that later can sell all your stocks higher prices. After that you can retire comfortably. "


"Within fifty years you will retire as a rich billionaire, I guarantee it because I am a professor of subjects and are very familiar with this matter." Mexican fishermen are listening very carefully and respectfully. At the end of the professor's presentation, he then asked, "But sir, what will I do with a lot of money later?" American professor was stunned for a moment, oddly enough this professor did not think his business plan this far. The only thing that comes to mind is how to make more money, but it never occurred to him what the money will be used.


The professor then replied, "With this money you will be able to retire, relax. Maybe you can vacation in a quiet fishing village and comfortable, such as the village is an example. You can buy a small boat and went fishing for fun in the morning and come home at noon for lunch with your wife. Then you can take a nap and lazing or playing with the kids. Petang day you are free to go to a shop and have fun with your friends. "


The fisherman replied "But sir, is not that all of them as I do now?" Professor was then paused and lost the words.


Often that's what happened, many people want to become rich so they can live like a poor man